Vitals Are Stable Funny Nurse T-Shirt

🩺 Vitals are stable… I am not.

Vitals are stable. I am not. This design is part of the Sarcastic Nurse Frog collection, capturing the mental and emotional reality behind the calm exterior nurses show every day. Designed by Vermont artist and nurse Angela Ezzo as part of The Painted Word wearable art collection, this bold and relatable piece speaks to nurses who hold it together for everyone else—even when they’re running on empty.

This unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• Easy, comfortable fit — not too tight, not too loose

• Midweight soft cotton that holds its shape and wears well over time

• Made to last with durable construction

• White is off-white. Natural may have subtle speckles.

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